Friday, July 1, 2011

Taboo Blog Topics.

Apparently the world is flat.

I know this because I recently fell off the edge.

I know - you wondered what happened to me, well, there you have it, "there be monsters" and all that jazz... I can't confirm or deny the existence of elephants and a hugo-mongous turtle holding it all up, my last pair of contacts got ripped and it's hard to tell the difference between elephants and my laundry pile.

Turns out it's kind of a long way down at the edge, but not entirely impossible to claw your way back up.

Good to know.

If you want a BETTER excuse than that you're welcome to invent one.  Until then, I'm sticking with my flat world theory.

And don't believe anyone who tells you that it's because I'm busy...

They're a bunch of liars...  whose brains are obviously mush from all the museum meetings, youth conferences, sewing, PTA meetings, laundry, field trips, nutrition classes, shopping, planning meetings, church classes, eye appointments, dance classes, scouts, youth group, cooking, cleaning, oil changes, hair appointments, helping people move, and trying to just read a darn book before the deadline they've had to do.

Those kind of people just can't be trusted.


11 comments:

Saimi said...

HA! You are a funny girl!!! I'm feeling for your husband I had mine removed as an adult, you know with three small children to boot!

Never any fun, although I can't wait for your skinny little self to blog about it!! Now that will be fun!!!

Michelle said...

Poor guy. Big T didn't know he married a bipolar fat chick instead of the hottest girl in the ward. Go figue.

Heidi (lilmommyfoofoo) said...

At first I was like, "wow, he married a blogger. So T was a blogger before blogs were cool."

Then I read on.

Morphing is pretty cool though.

So is morphine...(but we won't go there.)

Jen T said...

oh, ouch. I am thinking you will have a hard week at your house after this. Bless you, taking care of a sick man is not high on my list of favorite things to do. :) Hope you all recover quickly!

LC said...

I think I blocked out most of my W. teeth experience.
Sounds like a perfect time to whip up a batch of Mom C.'s homemade ice cream. Put that on the to-do list of your culinary teen wizards.

Garden of Egan said...

I hope he's recovered in spite of your rude eating in front of him.

You are a skinny hot bloggin' chick!

Annette Lyon said...

You've exhibited remarkable restraint, I must say!run

Melanie Jacobson said...

I just barely got mine out two years ago and I thought I'd be way funnier than I was coming out of anethesia. Turns out that the Valium + BBC Planet Earth goofy jungle birds episode (just before a root canal) is actually the proper trigger to make me YouTube worthy.

Bridget said...

I was told the same thing when I was young and yet I didnt and had them removed about 6 months ago. lol I came home and slept so no blogging for me. (plus I am the one that is picture happy and a blogger)

Cheeseboy said...

I'm actually surprised he made it this long without having to get rid of them. Please post the video.

Teachinfourth said...

Did you see the video of David at the Dentist? If you haven't, I highly recommend it...

I've personally only had one wisdom tooth removed.

I still have most of my smarts...