Okay - FIRST - if you haven't submitted a smoothie recipe to the e-mail listed in the prior post - go do that... and since 99% of you haven't I should start to see tons rolling in... and yes - I'm sending mine today too, so join the "I was a slacker but I'm getting with the program" club today!
Now the post: which was admittedly brought on by my inability to address the birthday invitations for Little M's birthday party... too many ways to spell/misspell her friends' names... so in advance, I will apologize to Hailey/Hailli/Haley for messing up.
Once upon a time I was young... a mere teen with my maiden name intact - but my first name has always been the same... I hear it works that way for most of us -
on the particular day in question I had gone to church and met my new teacher... she'd just moved into our area and she didn't know any of us rowdy kids... thus the invitations around the room...
Teach: and your name is?
Teach: hi Adrian - nice to meet you... and you?
Teach: Good to have you here Lara... and your name?
Teach: oh, I named my daughter Tonya - but then we decided we didn't like the name so we changed it to Tawny.
I mean... what are you SUPPOSED to say when someone tells you they are willing to pay good money to not have to say your name? (I tried to find out how much "good money" equals... but online estimates are anywhere from $10 to $250...) I said... well, okay - let's be honest I have NO idea what I said... I wasn't nearly as snarky back then.
Today? okay, so today I still have no comeback... you can leave your best one in comments.
but names in general are a funny thing... and the spelling of such names can be even funnier...
Is it a form of child abuse to name your daughter something pretty reasonable like "Sierra" and then spell it "Ciarrah" just to be "unique"... because you know that will haunt her for life?
Don't get me wrong - I love unique names... there's not a Sam or Mary amongst my children... but with all the unique spellings out there for names... I start to wonder where it will end.
Tonya for example.
Tanya - I know, there are Tanyas out there galore... some of whom pronounce their name just like mine... I can deal with that...
Tonia - yeah, this one doesn't irk me either... if I get letters with this spelling I'm a little confused, because it doesn't seem like the MOST common spelling - but it IS pretty - and would certainly be my choice if I ever decided to change mine... (for between $10 and $250)
Tonja- (okay that one's starting to irk me...)
but the end all be all "I can't believe somebody worked THIS hard to spell my name wrong" was the letter that came one day addressed to:
Of course, this is a little strange for ME to be annoyed by this... considering I wanted a dog when I was little - and I wanted to name him Phydough.
D&C 29:43-44 -- On Choosing a Better Eternity
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