Monday, January 16, 2012

Confessions of a Crappy Blogger

it's not that my life has been boring.

or busy.

really - it's been a laid back full of fun month... and if you knew all about it you'd be super jealous.

I could give you all the nitty gritty details - but in the interest of keeping my blog posts short and sweet (just like me?) you will just get to hear about what I'm NOT blogging about.


I won't  tell you how of all the houses in the country Santa (and part time school bus driver Phil) came to visit our house.
I won't blog about Christmas gifts... or house hunting (not for me)... or spending way too much time trying to beat my niece's score in A Christmas Bubble Shooter...


You also probably won't get to hear much about costume making, Sesquicentennial celebrations that included me covered in paint up to my elbows, or a particular prop piece that still only exists in my brain even though it needs to be done in a few days.

Dance Recitals, Orchestra Concerts, and Random Youth Activities that had me wearing two coats and a blanket will also be absent.

I won't even give you the skinny on my fitness class results or how I spent my winnings...  I wouldn't even tell you if I remember how that money was spent... or how much of the weight I lost I have managed to put back on during the festive season.

You don't even get to hear about how I will never shop at my local shoe store again thanks to a very rude manager... turns out their name is a lie and I pay a lot more than I expect...

So... what am I going to blog about?  Today my dear friends you get to see the thing that made me laugh the hardest all year...  well, maybe the second hardest... some of you have written some pretty funny blogs and tweets...

and maybe it's just the old lady in me that has obviously had a little too much pressure on my bladder when pregnant... but this seems like a BAD name for a business...

...just sayin'


13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Wow, this really makes me want a Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity.

Julie {Angry Julie Monday} said...

LOLZ, it is ok. We've all been busy!

Momza said...

LOL you've been incredibly busy. Makes me tired just thinking about it!

Sher said...

Well if you won't tell me all of those things, then I won't tell you how I am still going to call you one of these days to get more of the scoop about Christmas and the month after!

Barbaloot said...

Okay-that does not sound like a laid back month! But it does sound nice and fun. And it's good to hear from you whenever:)

Z said...
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Z said...

Remember the dead wise man in front of the mortuary? That was a good one too. :)

TisforTonya said...

oh my crap... how did I forget about that?

Jen T said...

Glad you are back! And after 4 pregnancies, that is very funny :)

Megz said...

I do want to know more about the rude shoe person. Did they think you wore a size 5 or something? The nerve.
Quit being a crappy blogger.

LC said...

Now you've just got us pining for details.
Good funny to end on. The ihop-n-go hot chocolate might just be the cure for the next chilly event.

Cluttered Brain said...

ihop and go? lol..i also liked kristinas root and tootie fruity comment. rofl....
I really hope you will be able to go to that blog conference in slc in MArch...it sounds like fun...ANd Road trip...MORE blog stories for the blog....lol.

Fuddyduds said...

Gadz!!! What a fabulous Maurice hat! Any helpful hints on how to make one? I'm costuming BaTB for our middle school, and I would love our Maurice to have one. That hat rocks!