So how is it I missed this one? It's probably your fault. or maybe your hairdresser's dog's cousin's neighbor's mother's first boyfriend's grown daughter's pedicurist's... I don't care, as long as it isn't MY fault.
I'd list all the things that weren't my fault today - but since that list is REALLY long, and probably extremely tedious - just imagine the contents of your life (laundry, dishes, errands...) and know that I'm not to blame for any of it.
Who am I blaming? ummm... I'm going with Angelina Jolie... no, not because I actually care about her puffy lipped face or her homewrecker tattooed self - I just figured I had to lay the blame somewhere. She can blame me for all her problems if she likes too - I'm nothing but fair! (now when somebody Googles Angelina Jolie hoping for skimpy pictures they're going to end up here... maybe they'll stay and see the error of their ways?)
This is perfect - because tomorrow is also known as "suck it up - let it go and enjoy your significant other day..."
P.S. If today's post isn't the best you've EVER read - it's Barbaloot's fault - I'll let Angelina off the hook for that one :) Thanks for the info Barb!