5 minutes late -we are annoyed.
10 minutes late - you have been in a traffic jam
15 minutes late - the traffic jam was caused by an accident
20 minutes late - of COURSE you were involved in the accident
23 minutes late - when is the hospital going to call???
25 minutes late - you must be dead
26 minutes late- how on earth am I going to notify your family?
27 minutes late- where are those phone numbers...
28 minutes late- is your good suit back from the cleaners?
28 1/2 minutes - I wonder if his car is totalled - the teen gets his license soon...
29 minutes late- should I buy a new tie to bury you in... or is that wasteful?
30 minutes late- I hope they don't serve "funeral potatoes" after the services... I like those and it would ruin them for me.
35 minutes - Crud... this is really going to put a damper on the holidays...
40 minutes - shoot... I wonder if he fixed that leaky sink before he left for work... because I don't want to call a plumber.
45 minutes late - Wait... is that his car?
46 minutes late... "Hi Honey... hope you had a good day... sorry your dinner is cold!"
(not necessarily in that order... but yes, seriously!)
D&C 10:4-5 -- On Diligence without Self-Destruction
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