But the store was completely out - and no, the floor model (which wasn't technically ON the floor, more of a shelf...) wasn't for sale...
So instead of getting this wonderful Jacuzzi Maxima Model:
We ended up with your typical American Standard Toilet. Didn't even KNOW before this day that Jacuzzi MADE toilets actually!
Wait! What's that? You thought I meant THIS kind of Jacuzzi?
Ewww... Do you know what people DO in those things!