All workouts performed before 7:00 a.m. should burn more calories - like time and a half holiday pay.
Except I want double... double calories burned before 7:00 a.m. - it only seems fair to me.
pretty much any workouts on Monday should get the same perk.
I was informed that today is National Velociraptor Awareness Day. Celebrate with Great abandon... and cupcakes...
I really could not make this stuff up!
But somebody apparently can... I can decide if it's because they are more witty than I am or just more desperate?
On that note - tomorrow is officially "Send a Small but Thoughtful Gift to your favorite Blogger whose name starts with T" day...
(no "T"he Pioneer Woman doesn't count... or "T"he Empress... focus people!!!)
This morning Po asked me what S.A. stood for... yeah, I was stumped too...
and then I figured it out and spelled it for him:
and I am left to wonder where this major gap in his education happened.
because there's no way I'm taking the blame for this one.
That's 98% of why I don't homeschool... I need someone else to pass the blame off on. (his 2nd grade teacher can have this little bit... I don't even remember her name right now)
The other 2% of the reason? Naps.
I'm not ready for Easter.
Hey, I warned you this was Random... were you expecting cohesive thought?
Maybe you need to look up the definition for random?
If there is no Easter Bunny we are in some SERIOUS trouble folks.
Because this little guy is about all I've already purchased.
Did you know that marshmallow suckers don't hold up well in the heat?
I spoke last week at a writer's conference... mostly about blogging and twitter...
because I'm kinda awesome like that.
I actually think I managed to SOUND smarter than I FELT!
seriously... the laughing is a little rude guys!!!
I dressed very professionally in a nice wrap-around skirt with leggings underneath.
Which probably didn't look so professional when it came untied while I was loading the car to leave.
(okay fine... you can laugh now)
I heard a lot of snickering from the pool users behind me... even though I was FAR more dressed than they were!
and... a final random thought of the day...
when your kids are playing "King of the Mountain" inside your house...
it might be time to fold the laundry.