Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The REAL reason Dinosaurs are extinct.

Scientists have come up with multitudinous theories as to why these HUGE strong carnivorous beings couldn't survive...

The Ice Age?  Really...  are we sure it's not actually Global Warming a.k.a. Global Climate Shift?

Earthquakes and Tar Pits.  I actually could see the Tar Pit thing...  I envision the dinosaurs to be like lemmings - all following each other into a huge tar pit...  and even the last guy doesn't think "hmmm... I wonder why nobody has come out the other side?"


Meteors.  All I can say is that there is obviously some high galactic sniper power because that's some sharp shootin' Sam!


But because I am uber-brilliant (despite the fact that I just started a sentence with the word "but") I have figured it out... no more debate necessary.  I think it's because the dinosaurs "changed teams" - in the days before In Vitro and adoption this would have been devastating to a species.


My evidence?





Do we really need an exhibit B?

Image taken from the official Barney website. Because (also a bad way to start a sentence) it's not like I can pop out and photograph gender confused dinosaurs all by myself.

12 comments:

Barbaloot said...

All I can picture is dinosaur in vitro. How weird.

Kristina P. said...

Mommy!

Saimi said...

HA! Who would have thought!

One Cluttered Brain said...

Perfect!
Dinosaurs are brilliant!

"I love you, you love me...we're best friends like friends should be..."

BArney, barney barney...
I am SO glad my 2 year old watched Dora.
So NOW I have "Backpack. backpack..."
in my head instead of I love you.

That dora goes anywhere! And MAN she is only like 5 or something...
Jeez. *sigh*
She is more traveled than I. (or me. Or whatever I'm supposed to put to be grammactically correct.) LOL.

Jen T said...

ha! ha! you are uber brilliant!

Krista said...

Some things are just left better extinct. Purple singing dinosaurs are one of them.

Lisa said...

But exactly why is it wrong to start a sentence with but? Because I do it all the time. By the way, where was you at? Because I was looking for you at the Walmarts. Anyway(s) the dinosaur thing is funny.

Kathi Oram Peterson said...

Cute picture! You could be right. :)

Gina said...

I had to read the sentence before the picture twice before I got it. And then "gender confused dinosaurs" is the funniest line ever.

Garden of Egan said...

I like Barney the purple dinosaur as much as I like singing "It's a Small World"

allthingsnew said...

Funny :) Glad the Friend or Follow info was helpful for you! I love it!

Steph
Ten Talents...

Teachinfourth said...

Barney? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...