WHOA! did that catch your attention? I just wonder how many people are out there Googling "when is the last possible moment to repent" and ending up here instead. The answer my friends is NOW! (at least that's what the wind told me...)
I love hanging out with funny people... I mean - 97.9% of the people in the world are going to see this sign and say "yummmmmmmm... fries..." but no, my sister - she reads it literally. What - you think it actually says "Jack in the BOX?"
and this one I owe to my former boss and her wonderfully snarky family:
When getting engaged you always hear "He went to Jared" (well, you do if you listen to a lot of talk radio... seriously, they think their target audience listens to Dr. Laura?)
What do you hear if the future love of your life goes shopping HERE instead?
"Congratulations Jeanie, tell me, all about how he proposed, and about the RING!!!"
"It's gorgeous - he went to JK!"
"What? JK? don't play games with me Jeanie... is he or isn't he off the market?"
"Brenda - what's the problem? oh..."
silence (probably a few cricket chirps... or maybe it's just a cheap synthesizer)
"Ummmm... Jeanie, you don't think he... I mean... he DOES want to marry me right? He's not Just Kidding about THAT is he. Oh Shoot, I need to call and cancel the cultural hall - talk to you later!"
Sounds like some-one might need a new name for their jewelry store?
Personally I'm partial to Kay... because "every kiss begins with K" makes a LOT more sense to me than singing "Kindness begins with ME" with the kids at church... they're not stupid, they know that kindness begins with K too...
Oh, I think I'm tired... there's a difference level of stupid humor that comes out at night-time after a sleepless night. When my family heads home next week I'll post something less "punch drunk" -- and if I'm lucky I'll get caught up on all my blog reading as well!
Isaiah 24:23 -- On Outshining the Sun
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