so, normally I'm not REAL big on memes... but every once in awhile they give me a good giggle - and this one I haven't seen before tonight on the facebook page of an OLD friend (really old, I mean... oh wait... we went to High School together. make that a young vibrant friend)
The "thing" - and to make this LOTS of fun you may have to open up another window...
Now, type in "_______ needs" - include the quotes, but try to remember to replace the underscore part with your actual first name... trust me, it's just funnier that way.
My top hits? Let's see now.... Ta-dah...
1-Tonya needs to get a life/Tonya needs a job (same page... so I'm only counting it once... although I refuse to believe that a job and a LIFE are the same thing)
2-oh wait... hmmm, that next one is from a questionable website - let's just say that I'm not clicking on anything with the teaser line "top ten ways to please your man" because I'm guessing it's not going to say "Tonya needs to cook dinner earlier" which is probably true.
3-Tonya needs to learn to slack up on the booze. Hmmm... apparently cousin Debbie and cousin Tonya are having it out online and saying nasty things about their sobriety issues... glad that one's not really me!
4-Tonya needs your help. This may or may not have been a touching YouTube video... I don't think I can do any more "touching" things today. Touching my computer keys is just about all I can do.
5-Tonya needs "yo digits" - I added the quotation marks... lest you all think that was MY idea to advertise for anyone's "digits". Please, keep all of your digits to themselves. Part of me knows that people use the term "digits" to refer to phone numbers, another part of me fears that someone is collecting fingers and toes.
6-Tonya needs a share in Salem, Mass - apparently this is now an acceptable way to advertise for a roommate?
7-Tonya needs to go on Jenny Craig - I swear, I do not make these up... while I'm not a fan of Tonya Harding this was just a little rough... it must be hard keeping off the weight when she is not allowed to do the one exercise she loves? You burn a lot of calories whacking people's kneecaps, if they'd let her keep that up I'm sure she'd still be as svelte as she was during the olympics... I mean now I hardly think she'd be flexible enough to stick her poor unlaced skate up past her knee.
8-Tonya needs your help (again) - I only include this title again because unlike the first potentially touching one this Tonya needs nails for her FrontierVille game app and Paint Buckets for some other some such nonsense. Don't get me wrong... I enjoy a relaxing game now and then - but I am also glad this is not ME hitting the top ten on Google for my supply begging. BUT if you happen to have sugar in Restaurant City... you know where to find me :)
9-Tonya needs a reminder of what a sexual being she is - Ummm, I'm going to refrain from comment.
10-Tonya needs someone to do her taxes, mow her lawn, trim her trees and put her extra fabric up on eBay. Ummm... good luck with that Tonya (the other Tonya... well, one of the MANY other Tonyas)
11- Tonya needs sleep (that one was not on Google... that one is true... it's getting late and I want this to post tomorrow while I'm at the library looking for something fresh and new to read)
So... go ahead - don't be afraid (for crying out LOUD it can't get any worse than mine right???) type it in and share your favorite result :)
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